Dear female reader,
Don't ever get a Brazilian bikini wax and attempt to have sex a mere 6 hours later. Trust me, you do NOT want to experience the "vagina-cano". It will put a huge damper on your evening. Your man will laugh hysterically as you find you are unable to walk and your pleas for topical analgesics to extinguish the fire blazing through your bikini area go unanswered. You will end up nursing your crotch with a bag of ice and rounds 2 and 3 of the night will definitely be disappointingly out of the question.
For future reference, always wait at least 24 hours post-waxing before attempting a sex-a-thon. Ms. Kitty will thank you for your consideration.
Vagtastically yours,
Janet
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Vagina-cano: A Warning To All The Ladies
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
how not to go snowboarding off a cliff
I have definitely been caught up in the whirl of a new relationship, school, job hunting and life in general. I owe you all an update, I know, so here it goes.
First of all, I'm dating the best guy ever. Period.
Second, I still need a job. Anyone wanna hire me? I'll bring you cupcakes!
Third, unintentionally catching an edge while snowboarding and subsequently flying off a cliff and sliding 30 feet down a sheet of ice only to be finally stopped by like the 10th bush I ran over makes me very sore. I don't suggest doing it, ever, even though it was hysterically funny.
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