patience rewarded

This entry is rated NC-17. If excessively frank disclosure is more than you can bear, maybe you shouldn't read this one.

Last night, I fulfilled 3 years of dormant longing and proved that I've still got it. The quick summary is I met up with an old crush never before acted upon, downed some alcohol and unleashed my inner porn star. Now, on to the gory details.

I met "the Exemplar" back in my acting days while working on a reading of a new musical. I will never forget the first time I heard him sing. My heart stopped, along with every other girl's in the room. Straight sexy men with flawless operatic voices are NOT a common sighting. I wanted a piece from that very moment. Obviously, nothing ever came of it, until now.

Last night, I met up with the Exemplar for drinks. I'd been doing some coy online flirting with the Exemplar for the past few weeks, but this is the first time we'd seen each other in person in quite some time. The anticipation was simultaneously maddening and intoxicating. The margarita pounding commences almost immediately. The more we talk, the more I remember why I seriously like this guy. We keep drinking and chatting, and finally we end up at his place. And I got what I've been missing all summer - tossed down on the bed, clothes torn off my body, screamed and fucked like an animal. I mean, this was truly porn sex. I'm almost sorry I didn't videotape the whole thing. It was really that good.

The Exemplar has earned his nickname for continuing to get better and better with each little thing he is/does. Here's a quick list why:

• La voce!
• Sexy without being overdone
• Highly intelligent
• Enforcer of good grammar and spelling
  
• An internet geek
• Works for a socially conscious enterprise
• Bilingual
• Totally awesome in bed

The only problem with this guy and why I'm not all over him like white on rice is he 1) lives on the opposite coast and 2) is a sworn bachelor. But other that those 2 things, he is absolutely PERFECT.

And so it goes, I remain the slightly bitter single gal who provides you all with endless entertainment in the form of this blog (though for the moment at least, am decidedly well-fucked).