Sunday, September 16, 2007

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

I have been declared an "alternative lifestyle companion", or just "ALC" for short. Sounds fascinating, but this terminology is really just a euphemism for "fag hag".

Tonight, I was invited to and attended an all-gay event. I am hereby a 100% grade A certified #1 hag. And I love it. I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe the reason I can't find a nice boy to settle down with is that aforementioned "nice boy" is not attracted me to because I don't have a penis...?

Maybe I should try a sex change operation. This is of course a radical action, but it may actually be the solution to all my problems.

6 comments:

Chris said...

Janet, Curious as to why you feel you are a gay man in a woman's body what specifically do you feel you want? if you don't mind me asking, I myself am going through some soul searching.
Chris

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