Karma's a bitch, and apparently so am I.

This is an official apology for my previous impertinence.

A whole ago, I wrote an entry bemoaning Asshole and his "micro penis". Well, I take it back. I take the whole thing back. He's maybe 80% asshole at best, and I've seen smaller penises.

From now on, I vow not to say mean things about people, because clearly I'm being punished for my big mouth. I know you're wondering why, and well, in light of my previous statement, I cannot divulge details. But I say it's safe to say that I've been paid back for being so nasty.

Bottom line: I'm still an attractive girl who can't get laid in LA to save her life. Bleh.