Thursday, March 27, 2008

Vagina-cano: A Warning To All The Ladies

Dear female reader,

Don't ever get a Brazilian bikini wax and attempt to have sex a mere 6 hours later. Trust me, you do NOT want to experience the "vagina-cano". It will put a huge damper on your evening. Your man will laugh hysterically as you find you are unable to walk and your pleas for topical analgesics to extinguish the fire blazing through your bikini area go unanswered. You will end up nursing your crotch with a bag of ice and rounds 2 and 3 of the night will definitely be disappointingly out of the question.

For future reference, always wait at least 24 hours post-waxing before attempting a sex-a-thon. Ms. Kitty will thank you for your consideration.

Vagtastically yours,
Janet

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