Too impatient to wait for strike 3...

It is past 1am. I am up and I am angry. Last week, you will recall I fired off a quick rant about being denied mid-straddle whilst topless. Well, that was strike 1 on this guy's part. Tonight, was strike 2. Here's the story.

Doing my internship in the middle of nowhere Virginia when all my friends are in NY or LA or the Bay Area makes for a very lonely summer. Several weeks ago, to help take the sting out of being trapped in bumblefuck, I agreed to an arrangement for a summer fuck buddy with someone in the same boat as I. Those of you near and dear to me are keenly aware that such "arrangements" never bode well for me. Well, while not tragic, this particular "arrangement" has managed to leave me me both sorely disappointed and horny.

"Asshole" as this guy will heretofore be referred to as, started off talking big. Bad sign, I know. But I had no expectations going into this save for one - that I would have the right for the next 8 weeks to fuck to my heart's content, no strings attached, no questions asked. Sounds perfect for poor sex-starved Janet, right? Yeah, it WOULD have been perfect IF ONLY ASSHOLE COULD GET IT UP!!!!

I'm dead serious here. We're 3 weeks into this game and I've only had sex ONCE. How insane is that????? I've only since that night specifically asked for it TWICE and I was denied with a LAME excuse both times. The first time, I got dissed for TELEVISION of all mother-fucking things, and this time, I was denied on account of him being "too tired". EXCUSE ME? You're kidding right? You're the one who came out of the gates running at full speed ahead begging me for phone sex and whatnot and now you don't even want to touch me and my tits are hanging out in front of you????? Where the hell did all your sex drive go? You're a fucking MAN for crying out loud, how on earth can you NOT want sex? It's been 3 weeks, you guys usually can't last 3 hours without wanting more!!!! Look, I realize I am no Heidi Klum or whomever, but I honestly don't believe I'm that hideous (in looks or personality) as to be rendered totally unfuckable. Seriously, why am I always stuck with these retarded guys?????

Whatever, I'm done. I'm done driving all the way to Arlington to not get laid. I'm done buying you lunch and chauffeurring you around in the process. I'm done taking verbal abuse solely for your amusement. Most of all, I'm done with your lame ass.

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